If I Twitter: The Vacation, Part 1

If I Twittered, you would have received vacation updates, much like these:

Part 1: Getting There

Set leave time, 7:00am. Actual leave time, 6:59am. Mark this down in history.

Flushed sun glass clip down the toilet.

Don't ask.

Officially in New York state, just saw a Tim Hortons.

Are we just grumpy travelers, or are all the places we stop have really bad customer service?

We got a free room upgrade!!!!!

The room smells of cig smoke. Do we complain about the free upgraded room?

EM walked out of the bathroom with a bar of soap, asking, "How do I wash my hands with this?"

Note: We use liquid soap at our house. Don't think my 5-yr-old has seen a bar of soap.

Houston, we have a problem. Hubby's C-Pap machine isn't working.

This may be a L-O-N-G week.

The b-fast hostess is a morning person

Not that it is a bad thing. But, she thinks everyone is a morning person, and an extrovert.

WOW, Canadian border crossings have gotten about as tough as US crossings.

@DB Next trip is to the wineries in Canada. If we all survive the cruise.

Running across the parking lot, making an emergency trip to the ATM for Canadian cash.

After 15 minutes of ordering, & a mistaken marriage proposal, we discover that Tim Horton's does NOT take Visa, nor debit cards.

Dear TH, not a good move. To only accept MasterCard makes you very unfriendly and inconvenient. Thank you.

Cracked windshield, it doesn't look pretty.

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